Skulgirl of insanity

Skulgirl this brief thing is for you many people say your as mad as a hatter...
NO ONE IS AS MAD AS THE HATTER!
but you come pretty close sometimes so here you go.

I walk down the street full of normal people on a normal day but in the crowd a hatappears under it a woman followed by a cat.
she invites me over for dinner at 12, at the place where she dwells.
I Accept The woman seemed quite quaint.
When i enter her house the thing that stands out is The Paint,
Yes The Paint!
It Shows all Hues, Blue, Green and Yellow!
Then she chirped out "Well hello young fellow!"
She pulled out two plates as we sat on two stools.
"Heres your meal eat it before it cools!"
I stared at the plate, she must be a fool!
it was empty, EMPTY! then i screamed "I have no more sanity!"
then a cheshire cat chirp at the corner, "Insanity here is as common as Humanity"
Then i realised she wasnt as mad as a Hatter.. She was the Hatter!
But if she was th hatter she must be able to do the Futterwacken!
"Oh miss what is your favourite dance?"
"The Futterwacken Of Course!"
And then she unravelled the most amazing dance jigging and flipping without remorse.
And from this day on i consider normal insane and insane normal.

this is on the note of skulgirl being as mad as a hatter, and some say she is.